herpiphany

the act of having sex and suddenly realizing that your partner has herpes

every person who has ever slept with lindsay lohan has more than likely had a herpiphany

by hopat houty March 1, 2011

herpagonnaringworm

A sexually transmitted disease that only your vet can cure. Often contracted on long fun filled and drunken vacations. Often confused with the type of worm that crawls up a mans penis while he is swimming, but infact it is a totally seperate type of parisite. Early warning signs include all of the symptoms of herpes and gonnarea while at the same time feeling nauseated because you have ringworm.

Susie: "Oh no, i went on that cruise and I think I caught herpagonnaringworm!"
Sally: "dont worry my cat had that last month, the vet will just give you a pill, then you will shit and vomit until all the herpagonna-ringworms are gone."
Susie: "phew, I guess herpagonnaringworm DOES work for me!"

by sam6 March 4, 2011

herpe hole

Any orifice of the body that is infected with herpes, although usually refers to the genitalia.

Person A: "Um, so can I crash at your place tonight?"
Person B: "What's wrong with yours?"
Person A: "My skank-ass roommate is going to be getting a dick rammed into her herpe hole"

by duchess of bong hits April 24, 2011

herptron

an amateur noob

That gamer is acting like a total herptron.

by kayta May 12, 2011

herpagonnasiffleaids

herps, gono, siffilis, and AIDS all mixed in one discusting body

LOL, you got herpagonnasiffleaids, should of warn a condom :/

by the condom December 11, 2011

herperderp

The act of a double melee in halo

Dude that noob totally herperderped me!

by awesomeninjapwn August 6, 2011

herpy hair

hair that is long, thin, greasy, and can be assimilated with poor hygiene.

Rick: Dude!! Did you see that guys hair!? It was so nasty!
Steve: That's some straight up herpy hair! He needs to take a shower!

by D-R0K August 24, 2011