Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

hang brain

When your nut sack is rested on someone's forehead.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Chain hang low

letting your dick swing like a fucking pendulum while a girls beneath you trying to get at it

Does your chain hang low, does it wobble to the floor.

by Ja Ricks February 17, 2007

hang chizel

Making out in a basemet, bedroom, car, etc.

Me and david are going to hang chizel tonight.

by Booty callz January 21, 2006

hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations

This bitch has a hairy hang glider

by kingboy3 March 5, 2015

Same day hang

When you start getting schlitzed a little bit before society says it's ok to, and after a few hours, you're starting to feel those familiar symptoms; this time there's no sleep buffer, though, so it comes outta nowhere.

"Dude, pass me another Hamm's, I gotta fight off this same day hang."

by The Sweetest Tea May 22, 2014

Bad hang day

A day when the penis may seem smaller, and is not as presentable as it normally is.

My girlfriend asked if she could hop in the shower with me, but I told her no, it's a bad hang day.

by Mattdoggg September 6, 2017