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grant zari

A dope sexy dude that is good at sports and gets all the girls
Do you that hot sexy dude over ther , it must be grant zari
by Pattened by the Urban Diction February 13, 2018
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Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead May 9, 2018
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Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.
"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden
by BadSadhu March 26, 2018
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Grant Richie effect

When a Grant Richie gets pissed off and shreds the other person apart with words leaving the other person hopeless and suicidal
Nick shouldn't piss Grant off, nick is gonna experience the Grant Richie effect.
by Gigi3283 May 21, 2018
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grant mustain

This type of grant is the funniest grant you'll ever meet. He's goofy, funny, smart, attractive, and all in all wonderful. He drives a cool car, and has lots of cool friends. Typically you will find grant mustain with ginger colored hair. Don't let this fool you, he may occasionally act like a blonde. He has a talent of making other humans laugh. His natural habitat is in his isolated bedroom in front of the shining green PC that he refers to as "friend". Do not mistake his computer friend as a best friend, for we all know every grant mustain has a ginger human best friend. To sum it up, a grant mustain is a pretty cool dude.
"He's been acting like a grant mustain all week!"
"I always enjoy being around a grant mustain."
"Did you hear that she went to prom with a grant mustain?"
by thatsilkgoosy11 May 30, 2018
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Grant Baker

A blonde guy who really loves fortnite and loves it so much that he would marry it and have a child with it.
Wow, that guy really loves fortnite. He must be a Grant Baker.
by My names Nona buisness June 4, 2018
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Grant Olson

He’s a fag. He’s also indecisive as fuck but a sexy man beast mmmmmm I’d smash.
“I’d smash Grant Olson, but I feel like it take 20 minuets for him to dicide when”
by Chesewallrus June 8, 2018
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