going porcupine

When a person acts prickly and unfriendly towards another in a potentially romantic situation based on awkwardness and self-protection. Though person A likes person B a lot, they are afraid to show it and try to look cool by acting aloof and busy.

Don't worry, he's going porcupine because he's socially immature and intimidated by you. Give him some encouragement and he'll lighten up.

by pricklyp May 27, 2010

go fetal

When you are very tired and want to sleep; sleep in fetal position.

I'm so tired today; I just want to go home and go fetal.

by theriversong August 16, 2016

going spiral

The exact opposite of "going viral." Occurs in a manner akin to Sisyphus attempting to push a boulder up a hill only to have it roll down again and again, endlessly. Use "going spiral" to describe endless striving that yields no results in spite of one's best efforts.

Even my best stories will never go viral. I'm doomed to a life of "going spiral," always circling the drain.

by Spiral-Sisyphus November 13, 2020

to go Bale

To verbally abuse someone.

"You want me to trash your legs?"
Boy, he did't have to go Bale on that DP.

by marianopb February 3, 2009

Go Monsanto on it

To Poison; to lay bare; to remove all life; to destroy as in "Agent Orange"

Damn, my arborvitae have all been eaten by bagworms! Next year I'm a go Monsanto on it

by leftydog1961 August 10, 2020

Going L.A.M.

:Going L.A.M. - The opposite or in direct contradiction to "Going H.A.M."

:L.A.M. - Lame As a Muthaf%@#ah.

:Ones in ability to be more than lame. In fact, to be so lame one might just sing the Kanye West & Jay-Z song replacing the accronym H.A.M.
:Going L.A.M. - A person caught wearing a Sheep skin coat that gives the appeal as though they just woke up from a 25+ year coma.

Tray and Jai'nah met up at a the club one night, and decided after the club to have a little party of their own. After bringing Jai'nah to his apartment; She and Tray go into the bed room to have sex. Tray, to his own belief thought he was GOING H.A.M (Hard As a MuthaF%@#ah) in the bed, when in fact, according to Jai'nah was really Going L.A.M. (Lame As a MuthaF%@#ah).

by BROOKLYN JUICE March 5, 2011

going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.

I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.

by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021