pack fudge

1. To anally sodomize another individual 2. To engage in homosexual activities

The expression is derived from an assumption that the receptive partner in anal coitus would have his feces, "fudge," compressed and pushed back into the gastrointestinal tract, "packed."

Leandro really got his fudge packed hard by those Nigerian guys while in immigration detention.

Adam and Steve are quite sore as a result of packing fudge all night.

Leroy does like to pack fudge; some of the other inmates call him "Papa Bear."

by Kuzow July 25, 2006

Georgia Mud Fudge

Often confused with the Dairy Queen treat, the Georgia Mud Fudge is actually, when you make a deposit of fecal matter inside someone's bed linens, and subsequently conceal the hefty load within said bedding.

Scene from Godfather... except bloody horsehead is replaced with giant, juicy deuce.

Georgia Mud Fudgee: "Man! My socks are covered in mud... I didn't sleep walk, did I?"

Gergia Mud Fudger: "Naw, man. That ain't mud, you got Georgia Mud Fudged. Dude... check this out!"

Innocent Third Party: "Dude your socks smell like shit. Quit walking around, your smearing shit everywhere."

See also: Ass Comet

by Towelliie April 12, 2009

Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.

Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Deep fudge

noun
The thick, frothy, brown batter of creamy goodness found when your dick reaches so deep during anal penetration it tantalizes the sigmoid flexure.

"Bro I heard she let you do her dirty last night!"
"Yeah man it was incredible! I packed so hard that I was hitting the deep fudge."
"No way!"
"She even licked it off after. So sexy."

by SteezMonkey November 19, 2016

flying fudge muffins

a word that can be used instead of a swear word so you can say it around adults and teachers and so forth...

"what the Flying Fudges Muffins where is my phone???"

"oww flying fudge muffins i just stubbed my toe"

by .*.*.p.h.i.p.*.*. April 3, 2008

what the fudge

it means in code or what the f**k

what the fudge are you doing

by pro gamer j bird October 15, 2017

i packed her fudge

the act of shoving your dick into a girls asshole so hard that she gets constipated

"yo man i packed her fudge last night"

by cccccclooooo June 27, 2016