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Fucktard

A word commonly used to describe fuckers and retards
Brad you are being such a fucktard
by Max Skubi May 13, 2019
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fucktard

a common title given to a truly, incredibly, astoundingly fucking ape
by HELLO SPACE CADETS!! December 31, 2014
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Fucktard

A really thick person, who could be described as both a retard and a fucker.
Generally used with distain
Conrad: yo bitch
Dan: SHUT UP FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
by amilegend February 24, 2010
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fucktard

1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

 2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.
1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."
by wwjd25 August 25, 2009
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Fucktard

A barely sentient person that is so incredibly, impossibly, infuriatingly, aggressively stupid that they are not only a threat to others but themselves as well.

They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.

It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.
John, "Ben is such a fucktard."

Jane, "Wuh happun'?"

John, "He voted republican."

Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."

John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"

Jane, "..."
by hdjsnezksk March 19, 2023
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fucktard

well Joe was a fucktard last night
by Smallfrynocoke May 30, 2021
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Fucktard

A person who doesn't give a fuck about shit. Shit also known as 'tard' that goes right down the drain.
I was in class reading my own book because i'm a fucktard.

Girl: Shes such a fucktard I wanna be like that!
by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019
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