friend boy

A boy with who you are just friends. Period.

"Is that your boyfriend?!" said Judie.
"No, its my friend boy, Brett's my boy friend."said Sally.
"Oh"said Judie.

(Yeah I'm a bad writer)

by publicenemy#2 October 17, 2008

Friend Zone

1. The hellish place that a man will find himself in if he does not immediately place a woman he is beginning to form a relationship with below him and make his shallow sexual intentions the focus. This occurs most often when a man decides he likes a woman and actually has enough respect for her to treat her with dignity.

2. A term used by some women to excuse their complete lack of sexual attraction to a man who has recently made it clear they are interested in a relationship. This is mostly due to Disney movies, which give women unrealistic expectations and a sense of entitlement to a "Prince Charming."

Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks. (What they're thinking) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks.

Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) I know! You're such a great friend! (What they're thinking) I have too! You're so good at listening to me complain!

Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be more than friends. (What they're thinking) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be in a relationship with you.

Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) But I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship! (What they're thinking) I can't comprehend the fact that you legitimately care for me, and since I'm more sexually attractive than you are I'm going to use your feelings to my emotional advantage! Enjoy being used in the friend zone!

Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) I get that, let's stay friends! (What they're thinking) I'm going to go kill myself!

by anjrou October 24, 2011

friend zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend.

Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone)

by Rob Szablewski July 7, 2010

Friend-On

Something your crush says or does that you interpret as a come-on, but is actually just them being friendly

"Dude, I am SO in, Jenny just winked at me!"

"Hey, she winks at all her pals, it was a friend-on."

by Nationary January 31, 2009

Friend of Tummus

Someone who is so far in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.

Tom Cruise is such a closet case, he's a friend of tummus.

by thebergie February 25, 2010

friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010

friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

by milleant January 27, 2011