Real Spiderman

When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof

I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record

by Kinloch Beta House August 20, 2013

bitch be for real

bitch be for real

bitch be for real i am not ok

by ickkkkkkk April 16, 2019

the real thing

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

Real World

The program that screwed MTV over...DAMN YOU REAL WORLD

A typical conversation in the real world:
Skank 1: "OMG (Insert name here) you're such a bitch!
Skank 2: Well maybe if your greedy ass didn't steal that penny, I wouldn't be a bitch, eh!!??

(Gets stupider EVERY year!)

by A2P December 7, 2004

Keep it real

a closing statement used to say goodbye and often by Christians as a reminder to keep their faith real - as in not hypocritical.

(after a bible study has ended) Later bro, keep it real!

by ling-James December 12, 2009

Real b

A real bitch. Similar to bad bitch. Basically a badass bitch. Someone who is the definition of "the realest," (not related to Iggy Azalea). A female who pays her bills, makes that money, has no worries and has her life under control. She also had badass qualities and will fight anyone who tries to be a realer b than her. And she knows that she's the baddest and realest in the room. You cannot touch them.

Jess is a real b. You can't mess with her.

by ispeakurbanics May 7, 2018

That's just the Real

A phrase used to emphasis the reality or the truth of the situation; to describe an issue that his been stripped of cultural relativism; a no spin zone.

"that's just The Real."

by Songshand October 21, 2007