jack ford

jack ford: an absolute mad lad. Italian family so you know he got them good looks, he has a body chiseled out of stone, abs so solid you could grate cheese off them. will cook you a whole pasta for a snack. soon to be the worlds best cricketer. s super rich so will buy your parents as slaves.

stranger 1: lmao i wish i had money

jack ford: here's 30 racks

stranger 1: damn jack ford you a god

by thepeepeepoopooman69 September 1, 2019

Rob Ford

You know, the dead crack head. Everyone else seems to think the site is for names and descriptions of people, so...

You know Rob Ford? Yeah, what a crack head.

by Durr??? June 12, 2020

Stephen Wayne Ford

Most definitely the coolest ninja assassin that ever lived. Completely loved and adored by all, and never backs down. Can stick to it no matter what and is very open minded. A heart throb, and definitely cooler than you, unless you are Stephen Wayne Ford, Then, YOU ROCK!

Lovable = Stephen Wayne Ford

by bellachica December 29, 2009

It's a Ford

A phrase to be used when something goes wrong with a car. Generally said when speaking about a Ford vehicle, but not necessarily.

Jake: *noticing Will's side mirror is halfway broken off*
"Hey man, what happened to your mirror?"
Will: "Well...It's a Ford."

Greg: *bumps the passenger door, door proceeds to fall off*
"Damn. I guess it's a Ford."

by OneWithDarkness December 24, 2008

Tom Ford

To pull a Tom Ford - To skive or not show up. Is he ill ? No he's pulling a Tom Ford

Person 1 -He's such a skiver ...

Person 2 -Yeah he's pulling a Tom Ford

by Tobias Knows May 7, 2016

fard

1. A beige-colored paste used in Middle-Eastern cooking.

2. One word used to annoy another.

1. \'Too much fard was used in the food, making it taste bad.\'

2. \'Fard.\'

by Eraserhead April 26, 2005

Ford

A car,truck that is only good for changing the letters around to make "DORF"

Stupid Ford Driver 1:DUDE!GUESS WHAT DUDE!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:Dude,what dude?
Stupid Ford Driver 1:I changed the lettering around on my 1972 Ford Ranchero and now it says "DORF"!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:DUDE!SWEET DUDE!

by EvilPandaDog December 22, 2008