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Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.
That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023
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Florida

Gray: In Florida, what we call water is Bud Light
by turtleboifortnite February 15, 2022
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Florida Halo

A ceiling fan. Often seen on Internet video calls as a telltale sign you are talking to a Floridian.
Hey Jim, did you see Ron, he had a Florida Halo on his head during that Zoom call. He's down there trying to stay cool while we freeze our butts off up here in the colder states.
by DadJokesForever July 19, 2022
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Florida Firefighter

The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.
The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.
by Dr. Peeinpoopinstein June 19, 2022
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florida

where the florida men dwell
Person 1: Where can i find the fearsome FLORIDA MAN???

Person 2: Florida
by SlappyBird January 12, 2022
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Florida truthing

Believing someone is in Florida, even if they aren't(while a significant number of people disagrees with you)
"I believe George is in Florida and DNF is real, I am Florida truthing"
by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022
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florida flopper

Florida flopper is when a person shoots up some heroin that has a bit of fentanyl in it and flops about on the floor until someone relieves with some narcan, the paramedics come, or they die. If they are female and they just go unconscious from the Florida flop they may end up penetrated in any Orphus by one or more of the guys in the room or a female with a foreign object.
Tina woke up from her Florida flopper with a koi up her anus from coy trying a dirty coy on her.
by Lee Derange September 26, 2019
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