Grand Father

Grand Father also known as Profiter or Bjorn is a broke random that has 0 funds to his name.

He also sucks P9s Dick.

Steve: Ay who's that one broke nigga from the Netherlands that was begging me to put him on?
Alex: Oh thats grand father. Also called "Profiter".

by NosePvPfan123 April 28, 2022

father of invention

an invention that is based on another invention but used in some different way to the original idea it's used for.

the steam engine in a ship was based after the locomotive train a true father of invention

by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014

Father

Something you don't have

Your father used to exist.

by Sev 11 March 5, 2023

Your father

Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious

Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan

by anonymous September 2, 2022

Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.

After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.

by Komickazee February 19, 2024

Father

He only because a father after he fucked all the women.

Hym "Yeah it sounds good to a piece of shit father but who gives a shit what you think you all think you're better than anyone who ISN'T that but you're a piece of shit who doesn't amount to anything. I'M THE REASON you're great grand kids won't have to push that fucking rock up the hill and THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHO DID IT FOR THEM! BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOUR DADDY! Because your daddy was LESS! DON'T LET THEM THROW YOUR KIDS LIFE IN THE GUTTER! THEY'LL DO IT TO ME, THEY'LL DO OT TO YOUR KIDS, AND THEY'LL DO IT FOREVER!"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.

PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025