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Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure
Ahh here he is father alan
by Dieinafire October 7, 2019
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Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"
by Dock Daddy December 20, 2021
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Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.
Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023
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father

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020
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Father

I mean, at least one of his kids know he's a retarded piece of shit.
Hym "Make sure the rest of his kids know their father is a retard. And make sure Ben's kids know their religion is an incest cult. Shout it at them in the streets."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2025
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Father Bressani

Such a shit school not fun and everyone thinks their hard so many npcs it’s a shit school
Father Bressani not fun

Don’t go there shit school

🎂
by Havecak127 September 23, 2023
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