by Jazzhandsandtoes January 24, 2022
Get the Florida fridgemug. Florida is most famous for its chicken-boxing. Chicken boxing is the act of boxing a chicken, and or making chickens box. If Florida residents box a chicken, looking at my stats, there is a 40% chance the Floridian will win as they are out of shape and 14% of that 40% lose because they broke the simple rule of 'don't eat the chicken.'
Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)
Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to Florida for a vacation?
Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama
Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!
Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama
Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!
by welcome to flordia December 24, 2019
Get the Floridamug. by MuffinTown November 15, 2017
Get the Florida Foldmug. When you're going down on someone and their bodily fluids go up your nose and you snot rocket it into their mouth
by Eloel42069 September 29, 2025
Get the Florida snowblowermug. Inverness, the home of azguard gilligup. This place reeks of dogs named banks and dirty ass f150s. everybody got a whip antenna and a dirty painted ass truck. bushnell dudes got candy paint
Person 1: Do you live in inverness?
Person 2: Yeah i live by azguard gilligup
person 1: he stinks
Inverness florida
Person 2: Yeah i live by azguard gilligup
person 1: he stinks
Inverness florida
by logan andrei January 11, 2025
Get the Inverness Floridamug. by SlappyBird January 12, 2022
Get the floridamug. "Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
Get the Bald Florida Manmug.