King Edward VI Grammar School

To summarise: What the fuk is King Edward VI Grammar School, all the teachers are sh1t, the students are all bangouts. But in Uganda kids wish they go to KEGS. But you gotta love Mr kail!!!!!!!

Nigerian Father: EH EH, If you do not eat all your jolloj, i will send you to King Edward VI Grammar School

Nigerian son swims to North Korea

King Edward VI Grammar School by nigerianprince420 February 18, 2018

charles-edward

the act of defacating upon a family member whilst riding upon an animal e.g a horse

i was horse-riding with my sister when she charles-edwarded me so bad that i had shit stains right down my face.

charles-edward by jizzmaster123456789 June 16, 2009

king edward 

When a shit touches the water before it drops.

I just went to the toilet and had a king edward!

king edward by Gledhill February 20, 2009

Prince Edward 

When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.

My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.

Prince Edward by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

prince edward island 

good ol' p.e.i. has nothing to offer except for potatoes and humiliation. p.e.i. is mostly inhabited by hippies and retired professors, and some canadians don't even know about the province's existence. also, it's only a matter of time before the damn thing sinks into the atlantic ocean!

prince edward island, the worst part of canada.

prince edward island by faceface April 14, 2008

The Edward Jonny

The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.

"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."

The Edward Jonny by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009

seeing Edward

One of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a 'light show,' or sparkles. So when you start 'seeing Edward,' or 'seeing Edward Cullen,' it means you're about to get a migraine.

I feel awful... I should have known, I've been seeing Edward all day.

seeing Edward by -Holly- July 9, 2010