evan nanevie

just a absolute goat.

yo yall heard of evan nanevie

yeah he a G.O.A.T

by gokuiisccool February 28, 2024

evan kovera

Whiteboy who only dates people in a grade lower than him and fucks his brother on the daily

Don’t be an Evan Kovera

by niggNik Spore October 17, 2019

Evan

Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.

Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!

Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!

by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018

Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

Evan

Evan won’t share his Takis

Evan: u canr have my Takis

by miaiswerid June 23, 2023

Evan

SWEETEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

“You are such an Evan”
“Awh stop you are Evan”

by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021

evan corp

an evan corp is someone that likes children

“your such an evan corp”

by Muhammadson September 17, 2021