Why Dump

A man named Joon with a stylish hairstyle tends to ponder that question every morning and sometimes in the evenings.

Why Dump?
Why Dump now?

by Craft on behalf of Joon December 20, 2022

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

skull dump

1. To defecate on one's skull in a figurative sense; to leave one in awe.
2. To literally take a dump in one's skull.

1. Frank Stallone just skull dumped the competition on Jeopardy.

2. Did you see that? Buddy Lembeck just gave him a skull dump!

by The Mighty January 15, 2008

mutual dump

when you are playing beer pong and the beer gets so warm and nasty that both sides agree to just dump it.

Man, last night the we played with super warm beer. we just mutual dumped that shit.

by imINaCave August 7, 2010

Cock Dump

The Jizz that comes out of a cock

My boyfriend took a cock dump in my eye causing an angry pirate.

by Dr. Cock M.D. September 29, 2010

City dump

When someone falls asleep with their mouth open, and you shit in their mouth.

Dexter fell asleep at the party last night, and Jasper gave him a city dump.

by Bookitty May 31, 2014

Leisure Dump

Betterly known as LD When you sit down to dump and dont feel the need to rush, maybe with a paper/magazine.

''Right lads the footy starts in an hour im gnna take a leisure dump, whers todays sun?''

by D'' Family April 8, 2009