by Brodeurguy April 6, 2012
Get the Face-dumpmug. All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005
Get the Functional Dumpmug. When you forget your cell phone, need to take a shit in a bathroom stall, having no electronic device to entertain you while you drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
I forgot my cell phone on my way to work. When I took my morning crap, it was boring as fuck! I had to take a 90s Dump!
by faceyneck September 22, 2021
Get the 90s Dumpmug. 1. To defecate on one's skull in a figurative sense; to leave one in awe.
2. To literally take a dump in one's skull.
2. To literally take a dump in one's skull.
1. Frank Stallone just skull dumped the competition on Jeopardy.
2. Did you see that? Buddy Lembeck just gave him a skull dump!
2. Did you see that? Buddy Lembeck just gave him a skull dump!
by The Mighty January 15, 2008
Get the skull dumpmug. when you are playing beer pong and the beer gets so warm and nasty that both sides agree to just dump it.
by imINaCave August 7, 2010
Get the mutual dumpmug. by Bookitty May 31, 2014
Get the City dumpmug. Betterly known as LD When you sit down to dump and dont feel the need to rush, maybe with a paper/magazine.
by D'' Family April 8, 2009
Get the Leisure Dumpmug.