Why Dump

A man named Joon with a stylish hairstyle tends to ponder that question every morning and sometimes in the evenings.

Why Dump?
Why Dump now?

by Craft on behalf of Joon December 20, 2022

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

successful dump

A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.

“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.

by NecroDew October 17, 2008

Cock Dump

The Jizz that comes out of a cock

My boyfriend took a cock dump in my eye causing an angry pirate.

by Dr. Cock M.D. September 29, 2010

Leisure Dump

Betterly known as LD When you sit down to dump and dont feel the need to rush, maybe with a paper/magazine.

''Right lads the footy starts in an hour im gnna take a leisure dump, whers todays sun?''

by D'' Family April 8, 2009

City dump

When someone falls asleep with their mouth open, and you shit in their mouth.

Dexter fell asleep at the party last night, and Jasper gave him a city dump.

by Bookitty May 31, 2014

Dump Butt

When a person has overly large pants on and they sag down as if there were a dirty diaper inside.

"Kate's shorts were so large on her bottom, she had dump butt"

by Golden Lady January 26, 2014