by gtmillion September 19, 2012

A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.
by Most19fuckeraround July 10, 2016

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025

by qwerty boii February 16, 2019

A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.
by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Flag Waving DoucheBag- Someone that tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to receive goods or services that are unfairly lowered in value if you signup.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - Predicting the pandemic and being asked to volunteer for an government organization or military to save money on services rendered.
by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022
