Crush

A person for which you have affectionate/sexual thoughts about. Crushes tend to keep you up at night, not buy aggressively participating in intercourse with you, but by making you think of their absolute beauty. Legends state that some of us get out of the "crush-zone" and into actual dating but sadly those are pure myths and you will forever be masturbating to the thought of your crush whispering "mayonnaise" into your ear while strocking your leg, in a hot dog costume.

"Hey Johanna, did you get out of the crush-zone with Liam?"
"No, nobody does"

by catfish.chick August 14, 2014

Phone Crush

when speaking on the phone at work with a customer who you just adore. You will never meet him/her, you will only speak with them as needed for business. You are totally head over heels with their voice.

"OMG, Ginger, I just got off the phone with that customer and I have such a phone crush."

by DJ JILLYB January 2, 2009

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

A student group at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) ran for the sole purpose of extracting serious lulz from the otherwise deadened student populace. The organization is a grotesque parody of the Campus Crusade for Christ but does reflect the cult-like following the works of Lovecraft et al. have garnered at MIT. Various activities include Sunday readings from the Necronomicon, the BBQ goat sacrifice during Campus Preview Weekend and Rush, and idol crafting circles. Their goal is to ensure they are eaten last when Cthulhu devours the world...so they can watch everyone else's suffering.

Student 1: "Hey, you gonna join CCC?"
Student 2: "Yeah, Christ rocks!"
Student 1: "Oh, no, man, I was talking about the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!"

CCCMIT member: "Join us, and you shall be devoured last when mighty Cthulhu awakens and rises from the city of R'yleh!"

by MITFroshling#1 December 13, 2010

crusades

The Crusades were a several centuries delayed response to Islamic jihad. When Pope Urban II called the First Crusade in 1095, the followers of the prophet had already spread across the Middle East and North Africa by force.

People who think the Crusades preceded Islamic jihad have been brainwashed by politicial correctness.

by colonel jack mustard February 13, 2010

Middle School Crush

When you have a crush on someone similar to what middle-schoolers go though when they like someone. You start texting, hugging awkwardly, getting butterflies and stumble with your words every time you talk to set "crush." IM-ing is also key to Middle School Crushes (and don't forget to send lots of smiley-faces in them :) )

Absolutely no maturing in your flirting and feelings in this type of crush.

You know...I like-like that guy. Oh my goodness, I totally have a Middle School Crush on that guy!

by ohkitty March 4, 2013

crush nasty

1.generalized;some dank weed/marijuana usually citric in odor/flavor
2. a breed of marijuana derived in northern California mainly of afghani and russian strains of indica sativas(a very short and stout, thin leaved plant with lots of "crystals")

"ya'll get paid yet?....cause I've got the crush nasty!!!!!!"

by buck wicker October 27, 2006

crush management

When the object of an unrequited crush tries to maintain friendly ties with the smitten party without selfishly leading him/her on.

When L. realized he was on the receiving end of some world-class crush management, he was hurt of course, but appreciated J.'s thoughtfullness.

by gwood99 August 1, 2008