Trash cunt

A vagina that is very dirty because she wipes her asshole back to front.

That lazy bitch has a smelly trash cunt cause she wipes her shitty ass from back to front!!!

by Mantaray22 November 1, 2019

Skitz cunt

Someone who is just flat out skitz mate.

'Look at Leso, what an absolute skitz cunt'

by MaddestMutt February 1, 2021

bitch whore cunt face

A woman, usually blonde, who is just generally the female form of satan.

I saw bitch whore cunt face being up babies at the mall today.

by peepeepants03 February 5, 2015

roaring thunder cunt

The worst of the worst bitchy cunts!

"Isn't that Maddow chick a roaring thunder cunt!"

by Janky Liberal June 4, 2014

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

Cape Cod cunt cake

An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.

Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.

by Yeti guy November 25, 2017