crotch loogie

n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.

Tell your friends.

Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.

by Anonononononononononymous3 July 13, 2011

Crotch cradle

Another name for panty liners.

Bella doesn't like the word panty, so her mother calls panty liners "crotch cradles" instead.

by Gabby Pamtry March 12, 2019

Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!

Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!

by Str8sexychk May 5, 2023

crotch rage

The use of too much salty lubes on your genitalia area, and eating from it.

Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.

by unicornkillertoyota April 14, 2014

featureless crotch

When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.

*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*

by Victorio115 January 20, 2020

crotch rot

Herpes or anything that infests your junk.

"Dude i heard that chick gave steve a case of crotch rot"

by croch-rot May 15, 2003

Crotch Bag

Word used to define a Fake or Knock Off Coach Bag.

One may tell if a Coach bag is Crotch by looking at the signature double C logo. Are those C's or G's? Many of them are a mixture of C's and O's, which can be harder to establish.

OMG!! Look at that hideous excuse of a Coach bag!! Thats definitly a complete CROTCH BAG!!!

by Renée R July 9, 2006