Shortened form of "I have a cookie that says...", meaning that you are betting a cookie that the statement following is true.
by vinnie September 23, 2008
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Get the colon cookie mug.Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"
by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009
Get the misfortune cookie mug.Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
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Get the Shortbread cookies mug.-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010
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Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
by The Right v Wrong April 27, 2009
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