Shortened form of "I have a cookie that says...", meaning that you are betting a cookie that the statement following is true.
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Get the Cookies And Milf mug.A sweet-smelling vagina with freckles. The intoxicating aroma smells similar to freshly baked pastries. But the freckles are so abundant, it resembles a chocolate chip cookie.
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Get the Ufo cookie mug.A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
by bigdkA July 9, 2016
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"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
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