A college located in Westminster MD, which is overrated, terrible education, and it's the worst place a college student can ever be. If you want a terrible college experience, apply and you will be accepted. The athletic program is the worst of al D3 schools. They teams are not capable of winning any games, and the coaching staff is the worst of them all. If you want to be a "collegiate athlete" and no other college will accept you, come to McDaniel and we will put you on a team and make your life hell. But technically you are not an athlete, so don't go off campus with your sports gear because you will be ridiculed and made fun off, and probably you will want to kill your self. You will realize that no one gives a shit about you and that you are a mochary of D3 athletics all over the country. When it comes to girls, all the girls are covered in achene and the ratio of fat chicks to in shape, is a 13:1 ratio. It's is as if they wear a bed sheet for clothes because they can't find anything that they can wear.
Please come attend McDaniel if you want to have a terrible college experience, but remember that you will regret it the moment you step foot on campus. And be aware that McDaniel will always ask you for money, and drain your wallet no matter what.
Please come attend McDaniel if you want to have a terrible college experience, but remember that you will regret it the moment you step foot on campus. And be aware that McDaniel will always ask you for money, and drain your wallet no matter what.
Hopkins: You attend Mcdaniel college?
Student: Yes I do, and I play soccer for them.
Hopkins: Did the coach ask you to play when you went to a camp during the summer?
Student: Yes, Coach Corrieri asked me to play.
Hopkins: That sucks, you guys suck.
Students: I know, my club team and high school team was so much better.
Hopkins: Im sorry to hear that.
Student: CORRIERI SUCKS!!!
Student: Yes I do, and I play soccer for them.
Hopkins: Did the coach ask you to play when you went to a camp during the summer?
Student: Yes, Coach Corrieri asked me to play.
Hopkins: That sucks, you guys suck.
Students: I know, my club team and high school team was so much better.
Hopkins: Im sorry to hear that.
Student: CORRIERI SUCKS!!!
by Steve Corrieri April 23, 2017
Get the McDaniel collegemug. Absolutely the most awesome sport on the face of the planet. Nowhere else can you find more heart and soul poured onto a field (court) of play, be it any other collegiate sport, professional, or even recreational. The epitome of effort and desire, of struggle and reward, of upset and smackdown (see University of North Carolina).
some lameass: Hey I love college field hockey, what is your favorite sport? Collegiate or Pro?
tbrew: Are you f*ing kidding me you pulseless jerk-off? College basketball!
tbrew: Are you f*ing kidding me you pulseless jerk-off? College basketball!
by tbrew September 25, 2006
Get the college basketballmug. Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
by Dr. Bubba September 5, 2011
Get the clown collegemug. a college student who does not get completely obliterated when he drinks and doesn't take every opportunity given to him to go out or drink.
Bob: Why you being such a college pussy its Friday night you should be drinking.
Frank: I have to do my homework.
True Life im a college pussy.
Frank: I have to do my homework.
True Life im a college pussy.
by Johnny Hammer 69 February 28, 2011
Get the College Pussymug. Crappy community college in Palatine, Illinois. Where most of the kids at Palatine High School end up going if they aren't rich or get good grades or are good at sports, let alone even go to college at all.
Also known as 'Harper High' because it's basically jsut an extension of high school. You're with about half of the same people you went to high school with, and it's set up much the same.
Good for getting whatever degree in whatever major you've selected, but don't expect anyone to make a big deal out of it. It's basically the bare minimum college education.
Also known as 'Harper High' because it's basically jsut an extension of high school. You're with about half of the same people you went to high school with, and it's set up much the same.
Good for getting whatever degree in whatever major you've selected, but don't expect anyone to make a big deal out of it. It's basically the bare minimum college education.
Harper College-
'What are you doing after graduation?'
'Harper.'
'Cool, me too. And, like, the other 20 people i've asked in the last hour.'
'Bitchin.'
'What are you doing after graduation?'
'Harper.'
'Cool, me too. And, like, the other 20 people i've asked in the last hour.'
'Bitchin.'
by los loco gringo October 20, 2008
Get the Harper Collegemug. An especially large chug from a bottle of liquor. The term is used when the drinker is greatly experienced as often comes with 4 years of college. Thus is born the College Pull's counter part: a "High School Pull"
Peter: Let me get a sip of your rum.
Charlie: Sure
*GULP GULP GULP*
Charlie: What the hell?!?! I said you could have one swig!
Peter: It was a College Pull
Charlie: Sure
*GULP GULP GULP*
Charlie: What the hell?!?! I said you could have one swig!
Peter: It was a College Pull
by ChuckyG June 27, 2008
Get the College Pullmug. A shitty high school on Phillip Island, Australia. Only dumbass rich people and smart people go there without realising that it’s not even that much better than Wonthaggi Secondary College and costs too much
Diesel: You’re a Nerd, you go to Newhaven College
Dion: Just because I go to Newhaven College doesn’t mean you can be a jealous bitch
Diesel: Shut Up Nerd
Dion: Just because I go to Newhaven College doesn’t mean you can be a jealous bitch
Diesel: Shut Up Nerd
by DiooiD April 27, 2021
Get the Newhaven Collegemug.