chat

Originally used by soldiers (British) in the First World War. A chat was a slang word for body lice. Soldiers often used to gather in groups to communally de-louse themselves. Of course this was a social situation and soldiers said that they were "chatting."

Bob was chatting with his friends when he died.

by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 14, 2008

Chat Hair

Similar to sex hair, but achieved only when making out.
Characterized by a large, ratty, mat of hair on the back of the head, like someone had been rubbing their hand, or a pillow, there.

"Well that is some super fine chat hair you have going on"

by Bill Gardener June 21, 2006

The group chat

the group chat is the most epic thing to ever be made in the world, i wanna f u c c your b o o t y ;) nu homo

have you seen the The group chat? yeah! it’s pretty f r e c k i n g e🅱️ic! 🤠

by SSG BAMBOOZLED. ASH SSG 😤👌🔴 February 10, 2019

JC Chat

Round the clock toolville AIM chat where 14 year olds converge to talk about how much 50cent sucks, and Good Charlotte is so much better.

Also may include a message board with daily posings of goatse

Kit Fist0 Ima Tool: Is there a chat going on?
YoSoyUnHomo-Ghey: Invite yourself, JC Chat.

by pfft, your mom September 2, 2003

Chat Gerbil

A person present in a chat room without a personality, that one by one, copies the personality of another chatter in type, font, actions.

Look, the Chat Gerbil took (user's) personality this time

by HawkAKAStephen December 20, 2008

chatbush

A sudden attack made from a concealed position against an innocent member of an online community. One is intending only a brief engagement on a social networking site or email provider, e.g. Facebook or Gmail, and one is subsequently accosted by a person of unsavory or over enthusiastic disposition via chat. The resulting conversation is neither desired nor succinct, and one cannot escape for fear of denying the chatbandit's vital need for social affirmation. Ultimately ones responses are reduced to mere letters or sounds.

chatbandit: one who chatbushes.

[e-mail] is merely passing through the social network

lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: HI! so today i had like the best thing of popcorn at the movies.

[e-mail]: oh, that is quite exciting, i was just about to

lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: it was so buttery it got all on my hands! has that ever hapened to you?

[e-mail]: mm hmm

lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: (further unnecessary information)

[e-mail]: k

later:

[e-mail]: god i got brutally chatbushed by that chatbandit. i expected to be on there for a few minutes, he had me by the short ones for like an hour. my responses were reduced to mere onomatopoeia!

by ramuska October 2, 2009

Chat Spacker

A cyber bully. By using words online to offend others you become a chat spacker.

Tom: Dave was calling me names online last night.

Sally: Ah, he's such a Chat Spacker, ignore him.

by malcomthird December 8, 2009