gravel carrot

A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.

Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.

by GCanonymous June 10, 2014

Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

by EliTried December 21, 2021

id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)

boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that

by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017

carrot

A thing that goes up your bum

Dude 1. Hey johnny have you seen my carrot

Dude 2. umm no

by anonymous March 31, 2022

carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado

guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

Carrot Money

Exactly twenty $20 bills totaling $400.

It took 39 deliveries to get carrot money from my favorite stores.

by istateceo85 November 13, 2024

Carrot top

A black man that has bleached his hair to orange and is just another bitch

He isn't anything but just another carrot top.

by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021