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Carpet cranberry

When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways
Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry
by Jimmyhat November 24, 2020
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tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017
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carpet equilibrium

Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.
by richinventor January 30, 2016
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magic carpet rizz

Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes
AYY Dayyan got the magic carpet rizz 🔥
by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023
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Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.
Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024
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black carpet

when you don't wipe well and you get a poop stain going up your crack
You see that hes got a black carpet
by BigkingLee March 20, 2016
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