by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016
Get the Magic Green Carpetmug. Carpet Hoes
(noun, slang)
Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
(noun, slang)
Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
Example:
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
by conbrochillman June 7, 2025
Get the Carpet hoesmug. The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...
Carpet of spencer
by Josh but not him but japan November 9, 2022
Get the Carpetmug. To describe someones thick arse hair.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 29, 2022
Get the Peanut butter carpetmug. by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021
Get the Carpet sharkmug. when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back
by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011
Get the arizona carpet bombermug. When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
Get the Carpet Bombingmug.