by amazingmrx February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A piece of shit landmass that isn't even a country. They always say stuff like "Americans are fatasses who eat at McDonalds all day". But their still under power of the British Monarch. Tell Canada to grow a set of balls and declare independance from Britan, then mabye they can talk about The United States, who did this 200+ years ago.
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a sex act involving two men, a lesbian midget, three and a half pints of lager, "Love Actually" DVDs, and a time machine
by jaf2626 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's history mug.When a man sticks his member into a woman's anus, pulls the excrement out with a moose antler (using maple syrup as a lubricant) and pours the mixture out into the Stanley Cup, creating a soup that is immediately imbibed by both parties (before it gets cold like B.C.)
Sherill and I finally took it to the next level. Canada's history was performed all over the Marriott Inn Vancouver
by Colbert_Eh? February 4, 2010
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1. Hang your clothes on a set of moose antlers.
2. Drink an entire bottle of maple syrup.
3. Find a partner named Stanley.
4. While laying on your back, gentle arouse said moose with your feet. say encouraging things like, "I betcha dat feels good, eh?"
5. Have Stanley tuck the Moose's penis under his armpit while you poke around him and see whats going on in the bird.
6. Puke up your maple syrup and use it as a lubricant to toss the shit out of Stanley's salad.
7. Improvise.
8. You, the moose, and Stanley should all nut in a cup, this cup goes to Stanley who replaces the used up maple syrup.
1. Hang your clothes on a set of moose antlers.
2. Drink an entire bottle of maple syrup.
3. Find a partner named Stanley.
4. While laying on your back, gentle arouse said moose with your feet. say encouraging things like, "I betcha dat feels good, eh?"
5. Have Stanley tuck the Moose's penis under his armpit while you poke around him and see whats going on in the bird.
6. Puke up your maple syrup and use it as a lubricant to toss the shit out of Stanley's salad.
7. Improvise.
8. You, the moose, and Stanley should all nut in a cup, this cup goes to Stanley who replaces the used up maple syrup.
Uh oh, mom is making pancakes. Do you think she'll know we danced Canada's history while she was out and aboot town?
by America...fuckin' right. February 5, 2010
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Get the canada mug.A country blaming the US for everything going on wrong, despite the fact they are a developed country.
American kid who lost his dad in 9/11: I sure miss my pa...
Canadian: Oh shut up, you crybaby, you americans are all the same! What about Canada, huh, we need some sympathy too once in a while, even though we have just as much as America has, maybe more! >=(
Canadian: Oh shut up, you crybaby, you americans are all the same! What about Canada, huh, we need some sympathy too once in a while, even though we have just as much as America has, maybe more! >=(
by just some kid... January 4, 2009
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