Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot.

I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

Bike Candy

The girl who rides on the back of a man’s motorcycle. Similar to arm candy.

Jane: She follows Chad everywhere. does she even know how to ride a motorcycle?
John: Nah, she’s just his bike candy.

by AnonymousVirgin May 24, 2022

Candy corn

Another word for cocaine

"I still might sell candy corn to the skeletons"

by Lawdjesus September 18, 2019

swamp candy

The by-product of swamp ass.

After an extended period of time in the jungle, Joe was chafed by the abundance of swamp candy in his ass.

by Durland D Wood November 24, 2017

Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019

Heart Candy

A type of candy that is given out at Valentine's day and taste like drywall

Wow this Heart Candy taste like Tums

by Mr. Suicidal February 27, 2020

Trans candy

And what if I don't like nuts Jeremy? You made a candy bar out of spite that forces people who don't like nuts to eat candy that doesn't coincide with their gender you idiot.

Hym "The candy I have to eat doesn't coincide with my biological gender Jeremy. I don't control how I feel inside about nuts. I can't change my food palete. What am I supposed to do Jeremy? If I let your kids see me eating the wrong candy bar are you going to throw me in prison? Do I get a choice as to which candy I buy or do I just tell you my biological gender? I guess I'm trans candy now huh?

by Hym Iam March 7, 2023