canadian home invasion

When your partner uses a denim strap-on covered in maple syrup on you.

Our relationship was in need of some excitement, so I let her give me a Canadian home invasion.

by GrimmWCS March 23, 2016

Canadian Business Suit

An incredibly stylish and completely appropriate form of attire adopted by our wonderful friends to the North. Consisting of denim jeans, a long sleeve denim button-down shirt, and of course a denim jacket. This outfit is typically accentuated by a cowboy hat and bolo tie. This fashion is far too advanced for Americans.

"Hey look at that guy over there wearing the Canadian business suit. He must be a professional hockey player."

by IKCORT May 13, 2009

canadian history

-the act of getting tea bagged
-the act of getting tea bagged by a moose with maple syurp on his nuts.

first guy: That was a crazy night. What happened?
secound guy: Dude you got canadian history (ed)!
first guy: Damn, thats why i taste salty pancakes.

by colbertnation#1 February 5, 2010

canadian flag

it is the only flag other than the lebanese flag that uses an actual picture instead of just symbols like the stars and stripes of the USA. in case your interested the lebanese flag has a tree

canadian: my canadian flag is unique it is one of two in the whole world that has a picture
lebanese: well mine is unique it has a picture too.
canadian: fantastic

by canadian and proud of it May 10, 2009

Canadians

The best country ever, with good beer, tons of snow and good skiing. Other benefits is, unlike the americans we have some non-obese people and only a fraction of our population eats McDonalds every day.

We are the best skiiers, hockey players and skaters , other than maybe russians.
Basically we are awesome.

Joe:WOOH!!!!
Frank: Why are you so happy?
Joe: I just realized something.
Frank: What?
Joe:We are Canadians and..I live in CANADA!!!!!!!!!!
Frank: YEAH!!

by Jess278 March 5, 2011

canadians

A group of people who live in the 51st state of the United States of America, aka Canada. Most Canadians do not know they are Americans and act startled when informed of this fact.Even though they are Americans they go out of their way to differentiate themselves. Generally stupider than most Americans. Canada is the only state with its own passport.

Would be smarter if they deported the French speakers.

Costa Rican Immigration: Hello sir, may I see you passport?
Canadians: Oh sure, just here to party and molest little ticas.
Costa Rican Immigration: OK,we love Americans.
Canadians: Wow!! I never knew we were Americans.

by The Cali Kid January 15, 2008

Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.

Similar to Canadian spaghetti.

I played Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop with my girl last night. Her shit came out all stringy.

by w.b.m April 16, 2008