crusty daddy

When you masturbate, let it dry, then fuck with the crusty dick

Last night this girl and I did the crusty daddy

by Odysseus Pemberton April 25, 2024

crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020

crusty oreo

When you nut into a Chips Ahoy and put another Chips Ahoy on top of it.

I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020

crusty sack

When you engage in gay sex and one male cums on the other males scrotum, waits for it to dry and puts it in his mouth

Give me a crusty sack

by VnCore December 8, 2016

crusty flick

A rocket league maneuveour

Person 1: "Yo Zach I just did a crusty flick"
Person 2 (zach) : " Yo I smell awful all the time"

by Dingleflap69420 October 27, 2020

Crusty

Someone who is dirty, ugly, or nasty.

That girl Kayla Barr is the definition of Crusty.

by What's Poppin November 21, 2016

Crusty

Nasty, Disgusting, and/or vulgar.

Bob, you're so crusty

by Luckyclover_s January 3, 2016