crab claw hug

n. The slightly awkward one-armed hug, so named because it is like a crab claw. It can be used between guys that feel weird about giving a full hug, between guys and girls who are somewhat awkward, or as bait for a full hug.

You can tell Jim and Carol aren't that close yet, did you see that crab claw hug?

by Siebass August 31, 2010

kentucky crab cake

A sexual move where a man rubs barbecue sauce all over his balls and lets a woman suck off all of the barbecue sauce.

Mmm... I really tasted the barbecue sauce during that kentucky crab cake!

by The Anonymous Chicken August 2, 2015

Crab Infested Cuntcake

A slutty woman that is infact infested with pubic crabs.

"That crab infested cuntcake stole my boyfriend! It's alright, crabs are highly contagious!"

by Jaygie July 30, 2007

holy crab apple

is something that is super wow and that blows your mind

"holy crab apple is a flying cow"

" holy crab apple did that just happen "

by caitlin,b,m July 15, 2010

Alabama crab dangle

When a man is on all fours, and a woman is on top of him with her knees tucked up under his arm pits, her stomach on his back, and shye is giving him a rimjob, while jerking him off

alabama crab dangle, with a twist, not

by Joe Leblanc August 11, 2006

Jacksonville Crab Shack

Eat out a girl with crabs, then piss in her face.

Last night I gave that girl a serious Jacksonville Crab Shack.

by JDaddy Holt April 22, 2008

Crab Rangoon

When an unhygienic man transmits pubic lice to a sexual partner by cumming inside them.

Turns out last night was a regrettable crab rangoon: I let a train-yard vagrant ejaculate inside me and now I contracted pubic lice!

by CawGobblinPriest February 25, 2021