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Couch Patrol

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.
Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!
by Big N64 February 25, 2009
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Couch Strike

a strike thrown from the seated position (usually a couch) in wii bowling, thus elevating the game to an entirely new level.
Dave was throwing strikes and then I challenged him to up the game and bowled a couch strike.
by lolita83 July 5, 2009
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Couch Vodka

The distilled essence of couch potato. It takes years of couch potato behavior to achieve couch vodka status.
Yeah, my roommates and I were couch potatoes during undergrad. I'm still so lazy that I've graduated to couch vodka while working on my Ph.D.
by Doctor Snax July 16, 2010
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Couchridden

Being confined to a couch usually on sick days for minor illnesses, instead of a bed for serious illnesses. This allows the sickened to hog the television and beg for favors easier.
Roommate 1:"Chris has been couchridden for 3 days now, I don't think I can stand getting him food for another hour.

Roommate 2:"I know, I haven't watched one half hour of television in the last 3 days."
by JohnSincer April 27, 2011
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Couch Denter

An ass cheek carving on couch cushions: The art of sitting home all day, not working and leaving the undeniable ass prints on a brand new/used sofa.
Guy 1: Hey dude what does your wife do for a living? Mine is making some serious cash as an Nurse.

Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.
by StiffPigeon October 28, 2011
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Couch Commando know it all

Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.
When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
by ralphieG December 18, 2012
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couch nerd

Anyone over the age of 15 who's only ambition in life is to play video games. Especially online, muliplayer, games like HALO and Black ops.
"My brother and his friend's are such couch nerds!" The only time they stop playing Black ops is to go to the bathroom or to get more Cheetos.
by Powr Botm 217 February 18, 2013
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