The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.

Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.

by DT_S January 1, 2023

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delete myself from this conversation

Exit the conversation either because you are mindblown by it or its so cringe, you gotta bounce

Bruh, Imma delete myself from this conversation.

by krentech June 23, 2023

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Based and Christpilled-convention

Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.

Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.

by Based papist December 25, 2023

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Every accusation is a confession

"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."

Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

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Average Class Groupchat Conversation

Yeah, it's pretty goofy.

Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

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