I-Clap

A bad case of Herpes given to you by someone Irish or the Irish Herpes if you will
"that guy last night gave me a bad case of the I-Clap"
"man that chick is nothing but I-Clap"
"i hear she fucked Shane and got the I-Clap"
by G Ryder March 18, 2010
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Golf Clap

A Sexually Transmitted Disease afflicting overpaid golfers located primarily on the scrotum. (See: Tiger Woods)
Man, I got so much skank ass this past weekend in vegas I think I'm coming down with the Golf Clap. I can't stop scratching my balls!
by Butt Rustler October 22, 2010
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Clap Back

A phat booty/ass with superb roundness and protrusion.

One so amazing it:

Can cause a person to become shocked or surprised.

May cause temporary disorientation or memory loss.
"DAAAYYYYUMM!!! Did you see that thang on the new girl today at lunch!??!"

"Yeah man, damn...I was right next to you remember!"

"Oh yeah...that's right."

"Look at you bro, haha. That was a Clap Back fasho!"
by F[reece]TyLe December 14, 2008
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handi-clapped

a person who is challenged in the action of clapping their hands, due to either an injury to one or both of the hands or the person's level of intelligence.
1.In hurting her hand the hippie became handi-clapped
2. Don't make fun of that kid, he's totally handi-clapped bro.
by DarkChocoFriendOreo November 05, 2007
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clapping the ham

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham
he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"
by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003
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clap up

A slang term for fucking a bitch. Most of time it's a quick in and out affair, and the sex partners aren't in a relationship.
Bro, after 9 months she's finally gonna let me clap up.
She was not what I expected, man. I'll never clap up again.
by The Almighty Omega October 22, 2017
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Last-clap contest

When you're at a performance or assembly and the applaud is just ending, this is the contest when two people both try to get the last clap. Usually lasts about 20 seconds before both people give up.
Cathy: I loved how during the assembly today, there was a last-clap contest between Jeff and Matt.
by night0wl94 May 14, 2009
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