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choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
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ocular choking

The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.
"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."

"Poor Jenny."
by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017
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jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018
mugGet the jewish choke slammug.

Ii-Choke

1. A word used in Nigerian Pidgin, meaning a term of surprise and shock.

2.It is used as a joke
Person1: You forgot your homework

Person2: I'm so dead!!!!!

Person1: Ii-choke!
by Tsunami_Tiger December 1, 2021
mugGet the Ii-Chokemug.

Choke

The name of a streamer
The streamer by the username Chokeisaliar is called Choke
by eomchy April 24, 2021
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choke

(in sports) fail to perform at a crucial point of a game or contest owing to a failure of nerve.
"we were the only team not to choke when it came to the crunch"
by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025
mugGet the chokemug.

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