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Cheryl Blossom

Calculated ice-queen with a perfect, careless facade that had been put in place practically since birth, but began cracking at the edges, since the dead of her beloved brother, Jason.

Head Bitch In Charge, Captain of the River Vixens and a very, very intelligent falme-haired queen with a crimson red lipstick on.

SOME OF HER BEST LINES:

"Hi, I'm Cheryl Blossom, aka Cheryl Bombshell, which means I need no reasons - I simply am. Feel free to tremble."

"Did you really think that you could have a party without inviting moi?"

And lots and lots of other amazing quotes, because she's a queen.

She's bisexual, dates Toni Topaz, but secretly loves Veronica Lodge. Oh, and loves setting houses on fire!
Follow my Instagram; @FascistSerpent. I'm the best Cheryl Blossom roleplayer, ever.
Cheryl Blossom by FascistSerpent September 29, 2018
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Beautiful, loving, kind and thoughtful
Cheryl is very thoughtful and loves to do all she can for her family and friends she’s very beautiful
Cheryl by Cheryl Child December 8, 2019

Chevy small-cock 

The engine in an overly large, loud, lifed truck. Typically driven by those who need to make up for defiency in their netherregions
"When the hunter started his truck, I could here that he had a chevy small-cock, his wife must be proud."

chew the fat 

To purposefully omit certain details from narrative or story, especially in gossip.
Girl, we don't have more than five minutes, so you better chew the fat.
chew the fat by Nick8va March 29, 2011

Chewbacca butt 

When you fart and the sound that accompianies it sounds like Chewbacca's scream.
A guy is standing in the bathroom, tries to shit but only a Chewbacca butt comes out. Accordingly, the theme song to Empire Strikes Back starts to play through the intercom.
Chewbacca butt by Matthew M May 18, 2006
To make a big deal about forgetting or losing something only to find it in a very, and often embarrassingly obvious place. Often done with alcohol, keys, cigarettes and/or joints while under the influence of one or several substances.

"To pull a cheryl"
Hallie pulled a cheryl when she claimed for about an hour that her vodka should be in her purse, only to find it later in her coat pocket where she had put it for safekeeping.
Cheryl by Jodi Marie January 20, 2008

dirty chewbacca

When you pinch a girl's nipples while you guys are fucking and then you cum in her mouth but you squeeze her nipples really hard so she starts screaming and the cum in her mouth makes it sound like a Chewbacca.
Adam: I gave my aunt a dirty chewbacca last night.
dirty chewbacca by Simdawgg March 25, 2019