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Definitions by Simdawgg

instantcumshot 

When you walk past guys who eat prunes and watch anime porn and they make eye contact with you and then instantly cum shoots out their dick.
Tova: "Bro, that Asian guy is staring at you"
Simi: *looks up at Asian guy*
Asian guy: has an instantcumshot
instantcumshot by Simdawgg March 25, 2019

dirty chewbacca

When you pinch a girl's nipples while you guys are fucking and then you cum in her mouth but you squeeze her nipples really hard so she starts screaming and the cum in her mouth makes it sound like a Chewbacca.
Adam: I gave my aunt a dirty chewbacca last night.
dirty chewbacca by Simdawgg March 25, 2019