Jimmy Carter

In Simpsons, history's greatest monster

Mayor: i give you the statue of Jimmy Carter
Guy 1: oh come on
Guy 2: HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER

by SenaIsHere January 13, 2021

carter

king of swag and hoes

carter is so swag

by kingofsex January 17, 2021

Bottom Carter

When noe learns to GROW Tf up and quit being a idiot

Man noe is one hell of a bottom carter

by Bishassladyman January 18, 2021

Carter Crime

Bad kid

U have committed the Carter Crime

by Wharytn January 28, 2021

Carter

Carters are always right and hailey's are always wrong

Carter is always right!!

by Always right22 February 1, 2021

Carter

A carrot forged in the deep aisle of a Japanese breast. This creature has no beginning and no end. Your cum, his feast. Your foreskin, massaging his toes. Your nipples, his fresh meat. He is a monster hell cannot contain. Sacks jiggle to the sound of his voice. His every step, a fetus is aborted. His arrival is your defeat. This 8-legged anteloped hog and is a specimen conquering every hole on the planet. People refer to this mythical creature as God's Erection.

My fetus is developing like a Carter. Meaning the fetal implant is being referred to as the lunar cycle of the fetal reproductive system, and release a failed egg through the clitoris hole and is proceeding to excrete buckets of 1% anal fluid.

by Coceater February 4, 2021

carter massey

hottest person alive

carter massey is the hottest guy alive

by ilovecartermassey March 8, 2021