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Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.
I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.
by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018
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Hi-Brow Blumpkin

The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.
Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.
by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 7, 2010
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Dunkin' Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while in a Dunkin' Donuts Franchise.
Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!

Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".
by Hairydingle February 22, 2011
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Reverse Blumpkin

Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal
Skyla: I gave Remi a nice reverse blumpkin last night
Mateusz: Damn he must’ve cum into the urinal
by Big d1ck bo1 December 8, 2021
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Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.
Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.
by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021
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drunted skibidi blumpkin

When someone is shoved into a toilet as you make them give you head with a swirly, causing them to drown and die with the mixture of cum going down their throat and constant flushing of the toilet.
John provided Steve with a swirly, which ended in a drunted skibidi blumpkin due to John’s horny ass and his bulling nature toward Steve. To give John both the pleasure of head and bullying little Steve, a drunted skibidi blumpkin occurred
by Munt Master February 24, 2025
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Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”
by HotDogDave July 12, 2021
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