beanstalk

an extremely tall mexican person.

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."

by Jam Master Joke May 2, 2010

butter beans

Failure to accomplish a successful bean dip.

Squanto "Hey, buddy! I dare you to go bean dip Tits McGee over there"

McNabb "Alright here I go!"

*attempt to bean dip Tits McGee*
*miss*

McNabb "OH BUTTER BEANS!!!"

by Butter Beans McGee April 26, 2011

Chinese Love Beads

Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.

man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

high beams

It's what you say to a woman whose nipples are enlarged and hard.

You're beautiful when you got your high beams on.

by LangueLongue July 14, 2010

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

magic beans

describes little rocks that work better than other little rocks

I want to grow a giant beanstalk, got any magic beans?
Not the kind that bear magical fruit, I toot enough already.

by PseudoHigh March 23, 2012

cool beans

The first of a series of unnecessary and over-used catch-phrases when something happens to one's liking. The list goes as follows: Cool beans! Hot ice! Stolen diamonds! Pistol-packin' granny! Sinister Minister!

The "c" can also be stuttered to enhance the effect.

C-c-c-c-c-cool beans!

by Number J June 6, 2005