Pelican Beard

The manifestation of feces on the underside of a man's scrotum.

Dude, I had liquid poop followed by gas, and blew a Pelican Beard on my balls!

by Shoegazer86 September 23, 2010

robbie's beard

A small, furry creature. Usually goes unwashed from the time it sprouts untill the day it dies. Can usually be found hiding on the underside of a chin. Several of these beards have become very infamouse... in one case staring its own blogring.

"Holy shit Tom! What is that thing eating Robbie's head."
-Mick
"Oh, that's just Robbie's beard."
-Tom

by Chuck Motherfucking Norris August 28, 2008

The Red Beard

“The Red Beard”- You are on the rag and you seduce your boyfriend into your dark bedroom and convince him to give you face, leaving him with a memorable bloody face.

Girl: "Babe, I am really horny...Lets go to bed and Ill give you the best blow job of your life."
Boy: "Okay babe, but only if you give me the red beard again like last month."

by XstoryX May 8, 2011

spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009

bearded moose

A penis with a pubic hair afro.

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.

by somali pirate April 8, 2009

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005