pontus båtsson

A man who is obsessed by boats, who was born in a boat, who lives in a boat, and who gets food by going out fishing in said boat.

Do you want a fish? Just ask Pontus Båtsson! He'll get you one in no time!

by Trumpetorkestern November 22, 2016

lachlan battye

Complete sex god. No doubt about it, he can pull any chicks pants down just by looking at them. He isn't boyfriend material though. Lachlan is only the one night stand kind of guy

Wow look at Lachlan Battye I wish he was in my bed

by definadorable July 3, 2016

big batty barker

Jessica Barker and her wham batty - her nickname

Damnn it's big batty barker!

by Finramp June 14, 2016

Jack Batty

One who has became consumed with jack or the thought of jacking.

Even thought I was watching the Exoricst I had the constant desire to pull on my cock. I was jack batty for hours.

by shanagains9211 June 20, 2016

chatty batty

A guy that talks alot of other peoples business like a school girl

You're such a chatty batty, always got too much gossip as a man

by Pseudo87 June 3, 2017

Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."

I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.

by Rootnrom January 16, 2018

Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."

I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."

by C55 May 31, 2018