bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010

bart kavanaugh

A complete failure and bastardization of law and or Government supported by Republicans.

Voter: "You know the right are nothing more than extremists and traitors when they pulled a Bart Kavanaugh."

Voter #2: "Yes, but November is coming."

by Jo Valentine October 4, 2018

BARMY

Acronym for Be A Role Model Yourself. Coined by young people working to address online discrimination for a EU project called ICUD during November 2013

To end a discriminatory post on a social media thread you would type BARMY

by icudblog November 23, 2013

Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

Barry Bonds'in it

1. A term used in baseball when a player busts a huge hit/home run during a game.

2. Phrase used to express a feeling of unfairness in a sport or video game.

"Nice hit, number 12. You're really Barry Bonds'in it!"

"Gah, the Indians all are Barry Bonds'in it with those steroids."

by M 1 K 3 Y June 11, 2006

Barky

When someone rips a ferocious fart, causing nausea for all within 20-65 yards, depending on wind factors. Some barkies may cause burning of nasal hairs, staining of underwear, and suicidal thoughts.

The beach cleared out after she dropped an intense Barky.

She thought it was just a barky, but she pooped a little

Dude, that was the worst Barky I’ve ever smelt

by JoeyBologna May 24, 2018

Barry (or barrington)

A word that can be applied to anyone who is a bit of a bafoon. Mostly used to describe someone that cannot take thier alcohol and gets very violent and aggresive when drunk.

You are such a barry

by Ben Toudic May 31, 2004