Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

naked head bandit

A man doesn’t use condoms.

Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy”

by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018

butt digging bandit

someone who digs in peoples asses without permission

carter found out that brody is the butt digging bandit when he saw him dig in peoples asses

by sensei jackie chan September 15, 2025

Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit

The Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit is a big black nigger that goes around Ohio tickling people's butt cracks and sometimes on special occasions, their holes.

The Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit made me lose my virginity!!!

by ohio-butt-tickling-bandit May 30, 2024

Bandit

Juice Wrld

"I'm the definition of a bandit" - Juice Wrld

by xxxkevvs October 11, 2019

Coochie Bandit

Someone typically a male whom takes someone virginity and then walks out on them or it can be someone who dates another person just to have sex

Why’d you break up with him

He was just a coochie bandit

by Skm2323 April 29, 2019

912 bandit

Brynley Meeks.

Someone who’s tried to sleep with the entire 912.

Oh, you’ve heard of her. She’s the 912 bandit

by jimmyjohns November 30, 2022