Ass bandit

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

Look at that ass bandit over there.

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

ass bandit

One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.

Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!

by Poken U. Rarse December 5, 2011

pee like a bandit

the urgent need to urinate.

I have to hangup now, I need to pee like a bandit.

by zendiveman August 27, 2013

booty bandit

Someone who grabs another person's ass and then runs. Much like a beer run, but instead of beer it's ass that is being grabbed.

The girls at the club were being harrassed by booty bandits all night.

by Curtis H December 10, 2008

bandit of gay

One who steals faggetry from another. Idiots who frollic in a field of imaginary flowers and hug trees.

Herb may quite possibly be a bandit of gay.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008

metro sexual bandit

The new genration of kids trying to differ from society but they cant be to strang because there rich parents wont pay for it. Or a guy whos pantes are to short to tight and shirt that is to little and looks like a meatel chick

That guy at the show was such a metro sexual bandit , or I think it was a guy

by Dustin the Mc February 27, 2006

Bandit

Ian Begg - The legendary bandit of Cheersville.

You're a bandit mate!
Hey it's Ian "Papa" bandit!
What a fuckin bandit!
Go to the Blue Boar?...you bandit!

by Isaac Reckon September 23, 2003