A large, boring book, generally considered a classic that can, and usually is, used as a doorstop instead of being read.
by Quinby November 16, 2009
Get the doorstop book mug.Semi-portable macroscopic devices into which information and stories were typically inscribed by means of inks printed into "paper". Primarily made from trees and various plants and fibers, and commonly found glossed and polished on the outside or wrapped in cowhides.
P-books were considerably weighty depending on the amount of information stored inside them, and despite their size USUALLY CONTAINED ONLY ONE TITLE!!
Full sets of Encyclopaedia inscribed in p-book format often WEIGHED MORE THAN A HUMAN BEING!!
"Libraries" of the time were ENTIRE BUILDINGS DEVOTED TO LESS THAN ONE EXABYTE of information!!!
P-books were considerably weighty depending on the amount of information stored inside them, and despite their size USUALLY CONTAINED ONLY ONE TITLE!!
Full sets of Encyclopaedia inscribed in p-book format often WEIGHED MORE THAN A HUMAN BEING!!
"Libraries" of the time were ENTIRE BUILDINGS DEVOTED TO LESS THAN ONE EXABYTE of information!!!
You will never know the joys of owning over a thousand p-books until you move them down six flights of stairs and back up three more. Makes you wonder how people lived through their University days back then without constant chiropractic care..
by Armand Banana January 19, 2006
Get the p-book mug.a book consisting of 21 pages, 1 page for each shot. These pages include who (meaning who bought it), where (the location the shot was taken, when (the time the shot was taken, what (what kind of shot), and signature (where the birthday girl signs, or trys to at least sign here name.) These pages are made by her girlfriends/sorority sisters and consist of pictures, quotes, and stickers on cute crafty paper.
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I cant wait to do my shot book tonight?
When are you doing your shot book?
I love my shot book!
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I love my shot book!
by J Witt January 18, 2008
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Get the closed book mug.1)Something teachers make us read so we can "learn"
2) Big peice of crap.
3) Place to write hate notes about teachers.
4) something teachers give us to fill up our bookbags, look like thery're doing their jobs and break our backs.
5) Kindling.
2) Big peice of crap.
3) Place to write hate notes about teachers.
4) something teachers give us to fill up our bookbags, look like thery're doing their jobs and break our backs.
5) Kindling.
1) I have to read my school books tonight for homework
2) Stupid school book.
3) (Written in school book) Mr. George is the worst teacher ever.
4) I have so many school books I can't fit them all in my bookbag. *falls over backward from weight of books*
5) Oh, you're having a bonfire? I'll bring over my schoolbooks to light it with.
2) Stupid school book.
3) (Written in school book) Mr. George is the worst teacher ever.
4) I have so many school books I can't fit them all in my bookbag. *falls over backward from weight of books*
5) Oh, you're having a bonfire? I'll bring over my schoolbooks to light it with.
by Gemini Twin #2 November 13, 2005
Get the School book mug.The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.
aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.
by Simon Lexington February 27, 2008
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