Boner Packing Pickle Nuts 

A chant said during extreme pelvic slamming. Each time the fat cock is buried to its deepest point, the power slammer grits his teeth while saying one word per slam. When you come to the word 'Nuts', it is best to keep the cock buried firmly for a few extra seconds. This phrase helps in getting the pussy fucked the hardest.

Without mercy, I fucked my hot bride, while chanting "Boner Packing Pickle NUTS!"

Boner Packing Pickle Nuts by Johnny5isAlive April 23, 2008

Boner Blaster

An insult. Synonymous with any homosexual slur.

Used to describe someone who aggressively beats or rides dicks, other than their own.

Also, "boner blasting" is used as an insult, along with something else. I.e. "Boner blasting fag".

"You made me spill my drink, you boner blaster!"

Boner Blaster by Ole' Lefty March 11, 2010

boner donor 

(n). the guy who just lies on his back, doing nothing whilst the lady does all the work during sex

Gee Mick, you are such a boner donor, don't make me do all the work!

boner donor by IMserousAMT December 12, 2008

boner mobile 

A huge dick that you see driving around New York City. People often jump on it and hitch a ride. It is approximately 48 feet long and is very slippery. George Bush has been found riding it often.

Let's go to New York City so we can ride the boner mobile!

boner mobile by my_load_owns January 21, 2009

Boner Bandit 

1.) A more polite name given to a whore or slut. A Boner bandit has sex with many people thus metaphorically taking their boners.
2.) A crazy person who literally cuts of people's boners.

Scott: Dude, I totally have a date with Jessica on Friday.
Adam: Dude, Jessica's a total boner bandit.
Scott: Wait what?
Adam: She's a slut dude. She'll steal your boner and make you feel bad about yourself.

Boner Bandit by ThisisTubbs January 11, 2011

BONER'd 

If you take something someone says, and change a word to "boner", you have BONER'd them.

Joe: "You have issues, Zanmato... and I like it!"
Zanmato: "You have boner, Zanmato... and I like it! BONER'd!"

BONER'd by Steaver370 March 23, 2005

Boner Salad 

1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.

2). A bad custom order at a diner.

1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.

Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...

2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.

Boner Salad by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010